So yesterday I was blahhhh. Ever wake up with that hint of nausea that isn't serious enough to care but still annoying enough to ruin your day? But the good news is I got a little side job. My Dads wife got another virus on her laptop and instead of my dad taking it to the computer shop and getting charged like crazy I get to fix it for a low price cause I don't know whats reasonable to charge. woot! It is something I do enjoying doing tho and this is such a nasty virus. Imagine your hard drive as a room and there's these shelves called file systems in the room that you put your junk(data) on. Imagine the shelf like vanished. That's what pretty much happened, so there's this huge mess of data that looks like that TV show Hoarders : Buried Alive....except with computers! So I figure out whats wrong and Google the bajesus out it till I find something that works. Resourcefulness for the win! Funny enough it was on a magazine article but Its gonna work dang it Its currently at 450 million blocks out of 832 million and Its been running for like 12 hours, Any day now! But seriously people don't click on those ads. They are very very very badddddd
YOU HAVE 2 VIRUSES, CLICK HERE TO SCAN AND FIX NOW!!!
If you clicked on that then you fail and you will suffer for quite a long time :O. 10 Hours to be precise muwahahahahahah. But if you listen to your anti virus over random pop up ads or things that say get free blah blah, you have won 9,000 + IPad Minis you should be fine. Otherwise your life miserable for a week and it will scare the living bajesus out of you. Its happened to me too many time which is probably why I know so much on how to repair them .lul
And if ya'll aren't sick of me talking about my fiance yet, I have a funny story for you guys. So while I was beating the hard drive with a monkey wrench last night to get it work (its actually very therapeutic to the electrons inside[its actually not, don't do it]). She was watching AMC with the freak show people getting married and yada yada yada. And to know where she is coming from her dad was a well off business man and she has been to the luxurious malls of Dubai and eaten at the finest restaurants till she moved in with me in the boonies of southern Georgia(love is weird like that). And then the show came on... Championship taxidermy(filleting and stuffing Bambi & friends so they can be cute and cuddly forever)! It was a guy using squirrels to reenact the whole Vietnam vets vs hippy and some other guys with birds fighting and loving and ya. You had to seen her face. It went into this state of shock as her eyes got all big and round and she started blank at the TV as it showed the guy stopping on the side of the road to pick up his squirrels. Being from a different country me and everyone else always ask her whats it like in such and such or do they do this in such and such? Apparently they don't do much taxidermy in the middle east so she got to know a well known redneck tradition. So I had to pull her(literally) out of the room and into bed as her mind tried to wrap its head around what she witnessed
Get it? Flu as in computer virus's and squirrel and in taxidermy? Yes I know it was lame hush. -,-
TTYL
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