So after a long day I finally got to come home and sit down to write this before dinner and sleep. My interviews definitely went interesting today, tho the first one was weird and disappointing. It was for this lawn service was looking for employees $500 wk + commission on creigslist my fiance's friend sent me, which is like awesome but commission always makes me leery and here is why.
I drove there always getting to my places super early for better or worse but hey i didn't know the area and I like to be prepared. I walk into this office in the industrial district and its completely empty. No furniture or anything and there was these paper signs guiding you down the hallway to the guys office. I glanced over at this filing cabinet and it has one of those huge thick gold belts you see on WWE and the guy, who is huge and look like he could squish me just by sitting on me let alone a suplex. He was nice. He greeted me and I greeted him and I was thirty minutes early so he showed me the board room which was generic looking besides all the trash all over the table and left me there till Noon which was the appointment. So I got to sit in a room with absolutely nothing to do for 50 minutes because there was supposed to be 3 other people that never showed up. So being the debonair person I am in my dress shoes,pants,shirt, and tie I got out my BBC app and read up on the news of the world and of course I found this:
The "mastermind" of a plot to lure men to their deaths with bogus jobs ads on the Craigslist website has been found guilty of aggravated murder.
I was like greatttt. I'm all by my self and there's no witness and no where to go. What was really annoying was there was this clock and it was a black and white generic looking thing like what we had in school and of course it had a blunt annoying click for ever second that passed just like the ones in school. But finally 20 minutes late he gave up and came in for the interview only for me to find out his interview was for Sales Representatives which specialize in D2D sells which is cooperate BS for guy who knocks on your door and tries to sell overpriced stuff to you. But what was worse of all was as much as he was talking there was this smell of B.O coming across the table and assaulting me which was unnerving. Its like gah would it kill you to put deodorant or chew a piece of gum or something? I brush my teeth and coats myself in cologne or as the french know it "toilet water" to look good for these people and here I am about to pass out from this "professional sales manager". Just fml. So he has to interview a couple more people and narrow down the applicants and if I am one of the lucky gentlemen that gets chosen I too will be knocking on your door!
Aside from that in my earlier blogs I was talking about how these jerks stole my phone number and sold it to this list so I have 50 companies calling me about college a day which is quite annoying. So on my way home from the second interview which went WAYYYY better one of these jerkfaces called me on their 800 number. And since I am a responsible driver that never answers the phone while driving I handed the phone to her and told her to answer it in Arabic It was the most fantastic way to ward off these people ever. She was rambling in Arabic and the guy was all confused and quite and was like is Fey there?(Arabic response). Feyyyyyyyyyy(more Arabic rambling followed by awkward silence) So Fey isn't there? (even more Arabic chit chat before he gives up and hangs up)/ Its safe to say I was close to peeing my self while driving and laughing very very hard. yes yes i lol"ed but it was like real..
Well I am officially zomged so I am hitting the sack. PEACE OUT!
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