My theory on ghost and the paranormal

After years of watching all the paranormal shows on tv and my own experiences I have a new idea on the paranormal and how it works . First I believe there is a difference between demons and ghost, this covers just ghosts. I was watching ghost adventures and they were investigating a poet that lived in this wierd castle house . He said he would return as mist. Unlike the popular theories that ghost are interdeminsional or electromagnetic this takes a different perspective . I think he may have been on to something .Ghosts are people who have passed , obviously. But humans made up of over half water. When we pass can the conscious that we have transmit into moisture? I believe so . Let's take a look at classic ghost stories. What is the setting of most of them? It's usually on a dark and stormy night... These stories are for fun but they originated from somewhere . Usually the basements of buildings tend to see a good amount of activity, basement also hold on a lot of moisture. People always investigate and hunt for ghost at night. Nighttime usually sees higher moisture levels with the cooler temperatures. Our brain works off of electric signals throughout the nervous system , electricity could be transmitted through places with high moisture , and since it is everywhere it would allow these faint electric currents to travel with ease. Another thought is in older houses there is wood , old wood . This wood had asorbed moisture over a span of decades making older buildings a battery or memory bank of the paranormal . It would explain dispite all the equipment people have used to catch the paranormal any good results besides an orb here maybe mist there. If proven true then dehumidifiers could be their downfall and if anyone ever made a back pack dehumidifier we could start ghost busters! Just a thought . On a similar note , wtf is up with these paranormal investigators and their "interviews" with ghost . These were people not phantom lab monkies. If they had a normal conversation with them or something themed to their era they would probably get better results over " come talk into the thing on my hand " or " make a knocking sound again"  . No respect or consideration at all!

Lack of Social Skills in Young America

Ok so this is something that has been bugging me soooooo bad lately. I was homeschooled , I'll admit my social skills are not that good but these days people are ridiculous , I don't have any friends at all, I don't have any problem admitting that either but it's not for a lack of trying , For instance, I love my coworkers , we are like the mad tea party when we are at work laughing and having a good tone but hang our after work? Unthinkable ! I get shot down every time with EVERYONE . The most common excuse is school. It must be so tidious on people having to think about school work 24/7 even tho they are drunk at some party. I can't help but shake my head at it. All you wanna do is hang out, talk, tighten a friendship and it doesn't even have to involve doing a damn thing at all but the excuse is school. I figured it out tho, at least in my geographical area. People make and produce friendships up to the end of high school then that's it. Unless it's a girlfriend or roommate or live next door it's unthinkable to have a friendship with another being being till after college then they have work and are too busy. It's  fascinating . Another factor is the economy , it's like ok lets hang out, what do we do? Literally the only things to do for fun here is bowling and movie theater. After that your pretty much done. The joys of living in subburbia . Ya I'm being cynical but this has happened way to much. Seriously America wake up , take a chance, and make some new freakin friends, if a coworker you hardly know asks to hang with you don't say I can't I have finals in 2 weeks . Take your freakin textbooks and chill at Starbucks . If you don't have school work, don't say I'm off work 2 Mondays from now . Hang with your friend after work at your house or his. Make a best friend . Stop being emo little recluses!!!! /endrant 

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       Good news everyone! I sometimes go through my junk mail to see if anything important and found an email called "Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) so me and my curiosity had to open and check it out. To my surprise apparently I apparently invested in the president of Nigeria and he is settling all his debt and I am going to get 8.5 million dollars! All I have to do is give this contact all my personal information and I get a bank card to transfer it to my personal account! I haven't been this lucky since I won the British and Canadian lottery all in the same day! Sure they wanted me to put down a few thousand to cover the wire transfer but big money like that is totally worth it! So now I have to give my infoz and gross sum of money to the FBI contact with an email ending in .cn . If you google .cn it originates from China. What a great cover for an agent? No one will find that suspicious especially when he apparently is in Africa!

Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $8.500,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2016. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via FedEx. Because we have signed a contract with FedEx Express which should expire by the end of this month, you will only need to pay $200 instead of $455 saving you $255 So if you pay before the end of this month you save $255 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $200.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 48hours after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $200.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $455 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $455 to $200 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $8.500,000.00usd you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Kingsley Jo with the information below,

      Lol but seriously these emails crack me up. Though my mom was in banking for several years. It honestly is sad that so many people will fall for this. If the Nigerian president tries to give you blood money don't take it!!!!

The Road to Manhood Lies in the Lawn

                    So apparently I have become a man now. As part of an agreement for my apartment I have to do some lawn work for the complex I live at which isn't so bad except for the fact that the landlord excepts me to mow about an acre of land with... a weed whacker. Not even a nice weed whacker either. Its this old HEAVY one that I will say is pretty powerful BUT the engine sounds rough and I am constantly paranoid that its just gonna blow up and set me running around the parking lot screaming and on fire. BESIDES THAT it has those cheap place heads instead of using twine which don't really cut anything. And what I am cutting isn't any fancy pants sod but nice big patches of wild grass. Seriously it looks like the savannah in the places I haven't done yet. I am afraid lions are gonna pop out and maul me to death. 

          Well when I first started using the weed whacker from hell I called my dad to come take a look at it. So the next day he brings his weed whacker which is even worse then this one. Its like the cheapest thing you can pick up from Walmart and as soon as it touches even a blade of grass its like "oh f**k that" and dies.

         The way my dad thinks is that just because I asked one questions just to make sure its ok and I don't break anything means I don't know how to do it at all. Even though I been doing lawn work for YEARS he had to take me by the hand and show me step by step how to operate the weed whacker and  ended up cutting down a hefty portion of my work while I "analyzed" his technique and sat on my a** twiddling my thumbs but as much more I had to do I was like hey more power to him. So letting him do his thing and him constantly reminding me how its not so bad that I have to cut half of Africa's grass with a freaking weed whacker he finally left. 

          My plan was I was gonna continue it later since by then I already spent hours out there so I packed everything up and went for some R&R. about an hour later he calls me and told me he bought me a mower out of the blue. He came up with the brilliant assumption that a weed whacker isn't gonna cut it to handle all the yard work that needed to be done(thank god). So he cam over again and was telling me how he got an amazing deal on a Turo (or something like that) and how great of a mower it is and how he haggled with this pawnshop. The pawnshop he actually went to is like this tiny redneck cinder block bunker looking thing with a chain linked fence and looks incredibly run down. We are talking like walking dead run down so why he was impulsed to stop there I am still wonder. And apparently the mower that he bought for $125 (he got them to come down $25 ) didn't even run.  I love my dad but this was one of his more dorkier episodes. He poured all the old gas of the mower out all over the parking lot and filled it with new and this old stone age mower actually turned on. He was all excited and was telling me how great Turo was over and over and over again before testing the mower out himself mowing another large chunk out of the complex again while I sat on my butt twiddling my thumbs.

       As he finally wrapped up with lawn he was telling me how proud he was that I am becoming a man learning how to do lawn work (which I already knew...) so apparently to become a man one must undergo the trials of the lawn. Who knew? 

Flowers, Chocolate, & Cleaning Wipes

                 So my super awesome  amazing fiance just had her birthday a few days ago. Of course she freaked out thinking it was judgement day and the world was gonna end because she turned a year older. What is also amusing is how for another 5 months she gets to freak out about the fact that we are 3 years (TECHNICALLY) apart.
          Since moving out on our own in march, our budget is tiny enough that you need once of those super electron microscopes just to see any money that we can keep and use for ourselves. So It was very interesting getting her gift. My dad came over that day and was like Buy Her A Pendant! And of course my mind is going budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget
budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,budget,
budget.but that didn't stop him from pulling up all the jewelers sites and showing me my huge selection which wasn't huge at all cause my budget was microscopic. It is very hard getting diamond jewelry on plastic ring you get from those quarter machines at the grocery store budget.
     Anyhoo I ended up going to the grocery store(lol) for my birthday gift giving needs. There was these miniature roses in a tera cotta pot that she was days before and went gaga over so I picked those up for her. Since its Easter they had all their Easter supplies out and ya sure I could get just a few bars of ordinary chocolate but Fey don't do plain. I one uped that mofo and got her 2 big chocolate bunnies. SOLID CHOCOLATE. (all woman love chocolate xD)
     And finally my third gift to the woman whom I love so much and plan to wed and live happily ever after. Something she has been NAGGING me about for 1 MONTH, When normal people move they worry about furniture and unpacking and all that normal stuff. My fiance worries about..... do we have enough detergent for the washing machine or we need to buy a vacuum (she went crazy when my grandparents bought us one for our house warming gift). Another thing she was dying to have was one of those wet mops that use the cleaning pads. Out of the KINDNESS (spontaneous caps this post xD) of my heart I bent the budget and let her SPLURGE and by her $20 dollar fancy pants mop which only came with one wipe which she promptly used and poured the burning liquid on me "by accident" (yes i remember that!). So for her birthday I got her much sought cleaning pads for her birthday.
    When I got to the check out the cashier started at me with this weird expression on his. Its like Flowers, Chocolate, & Cleaning Wipes, Hi honey, I love you, here is some flowers and chocolate.... and some cleaning wipes now go clean the kitchen bish. lmao. Anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY I LOVE YOUUU!

Squirrel Flu

  See that catch title? "Squirrel flu", Like I am gonna talk about diseases with annoying rodents who eat everything but I'M NOT (dun dun dunnn) And yes, yes I didn't post anything yesterday, which I'll promptly be explaining why.

     So yesterday I was blahhhh. Ever wake up with that hint of nausea that isn't serious enough to care but still annoying enough to ruin your day? But the good news is I got a little side job. My Dads wife got another virus on her laptop and instead of my dad taking it to the computer shop and getting charged like crazy I get to fix it for a low price cause I don't know whats reasonable to charge. woot! It is something I do enjoying doing tho and this is such a nasty virus. Imagine your hard drive as a room and there's these shelves called file systems in the room that you put your junk(data) on. Imagine the shelf like vanished. That's what pretty much happened, so there's this huge mess of data that looks like that TV show Hoarders : Buried Alive....except with computers! So I figure out whats wrong and Google the bajesus out it till I find something that works. Resourcefulness for the win! Funny enough it was on a magazine article but Its gonna work dang it  Its currently at 450 million blocks out of 832 million and Its been running for like 12 hours, Any day now! But seriously people don't click on those ads. They are very very very badddddd

YOU HAVE 2 VIRUSES, CLICK HERE TO SCAN AND FIX NOW!!!

If you clicked on that then you fail and you will suffer for quite a long time :O. 10 Hours to be precise muwahahahahahah. But if you listen to your anti virus over random pop up ads or things that say get free blah blah, you have won 9,000 + IPad Minis you should be fine. Otherwise your life miserable for a week and it will scare the living bajesus out of you. Its happened to me too many time which is probably why I know so much on how to repair them .lul

   And if ya'll aren't sick of me talking about my fiance yet, I have a funny story for you guys. So while I was beating the hard drive with a monkey wrench last night to get it work (its actually very therapeutic to the electrons inside[its actually not, don't do it]). She was watching AMC with the freak show people getting married and yada yada yada. And to know where she is coming from her dad was a well off business man and she has been to the luxurious malls of Dubai and eaten at the finest restaurants till she moved in with me in the boonies of southern Georgia(love is weird like that). And then the show came on... Championship taxidermy(filleting and stuffing Bambi & friends so they can be cute and cuddly forever)! It was a guy using squirrels to reenact the whole Vietnam vets vs hippy and some other guys with birds fighting and loving and ya. You had to seen her face. It went into this state of shock as her eyes got all big and round  and she started blank at the TV as it showed the guy stopping on the side of the road to pick up his squirrels. Being from a different country me and everyone else always ask her whats it like in such and such or do they do this in such and such? Apparently they don't do much taxidermy in the middle east so she got to know a well known redneck tradition. So I had to pull her(literally) out of the room and into bed as her mind tried to wrap its head around what she witnessed

Get it? Flu as in computer virus's and squirrel and in taxidermy? Yes I know it was lame hush. -,-

TTYL